slug
Written by steve on May 24th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
I shudder to think at the amount
of domestic violence that has resulted
from the re-release of the VW Beetle.
Steve Bacon
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so blue
Written by steve on May 20th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
It turns out that even if you can’t fool the ER doctors into believing you’ve just contracted a smurfily transmitted disease by showing them your freshly painted blue penis, they’ll probably still admit you…just into a different ward. Either way, I’m only one co-pay away from free hospital food!
Steve Bacon
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Bathroom closed for cleaning
Written by steve on May 16th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
They say the Lord works in mysterious ways. Well I’m not sure I’m really qualified to speak to that, but theres a janitor at my work named Jesus, and its always really obvious when he’s cleaning the bathroom.
Steve Bacon
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bs
Written by steve on May 8th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
Baffle them with diplomacy
Steve Bacon
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bad judgement
Written by steve on Apr 28th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
Judge not, lest you be judged yourself….and convicted of impersonating a Judge.
Steve Bacon
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left out
Written by steve on Apr 21st, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth-Day” celebrations to be exclusionary and somewhat insensitive to their own home planets.
perspective
Written by steve on Apr 15th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
Midgets find short jokes to be very average.
Steve Bacon
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deep thought
Written by steve on Apr 15th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
Professionalism is stupid
Steve Bacon
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Running-mate
Written by steve on Apr 2nd, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
John McCain has created a list of prospective running-mates and apparently I was left off. I’m not too upset about it, but if I miss the cut for his list of prospective stair-stepping-mates I might just quit working out all together.
Steve Bacon
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green with envy
Written by steve on Apr 2nd, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations
“The grass is always greener on the other wiener”
Steve Bacon’s Ex-wife
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